27.3.06

Women....who gets 'em???


Women...man I will tell you, for the most part they can be the bane of my existance. I just cannot fathom how sneaky and underhanded they can be. No matter how nice you treat em, they will turn on you in an instant. I have a friend in the US who is a pit bull terrier lover, he says the same about them.

In my travels around this lovely, blue marble we are spinning on...I have found that for the most part in my life, I have been successful. I have achieved most of the goals I have set down for myself, as gracefully as I am able. I have seen a bit of the world, gotten out and did the things that mean the most to me. I have made my dreams come true only with the sheer determination and ambition that drives me through this thing called life. Along the way, I have made mistakes. I have always tried to the right thing, in the end.

My experiences with the opposite sex, however....that is another story altogether. I think I have seen more than my share of bad women. I know it sounds like a country song, but at the end of the day...I think it really is shocking. I have met some lovely friends through my life and not all of them are 'bad'. Let me just clarify that point. It is usually just the one's that I have chosen over the years to get involved with. I will admit, I am a sexual creature by nature, but I am starting to think that maybe the only thing I have in common in sharing something with them. I cannot figure out what it is that makes me so crazy about these crazy broads! All of my 'male' mates (and some of my women 'mates' as well) all say the same thing, they are ALL crazy man, it is just in varying degrees of insanity. This is one of the most common responses when you talk about women to other guys.

What is this deal with women who don't take pride in themselves. Honestly, most women that I have met and I DO mean MOST, are pretty tidy and clean creatures. I have been known to leave a pile of clean clothes and a pile of dirty clothes on my bedroom floor, so I am not one to say that I am one of those super 'tidy' people. BUT, I do have an issue of just cleanliness. Cleaning up after yourself....what is soooo hard about it? I guess if you didn't grow up with those values instilled in you then you would have no clue about how to do it! Someone who has no self-respect for themselves, why would they have any respect for me or anything I own? Leaving things behind that belonged to me when we moved across the country together. As many times as I have moved, I have never lost anything, however so many things came up missing this time. Why is it that some women can not even look you in the eye when they tell you how they feel about you? EVER! What is wrong with a woman who can never leave the nest. One who continues to stretch those apron strings and wrap themselves so tightly in them that they eventually just become another part of them. When that happens they cannot tell what the difference is anymore. What about the women who just never grow up? Everything that happens around them is somebody else's fault all of the time? They depend on everyone else and will do and say anything to get their way. What is it with these lazy, gossipy, sloppy, vindictive, gold-digging, slutty, lying no-good, rotten two-timing woman that I find attractive in the first place!!!! Well, I guess I am just a sucker for the slutty part. I have to admit, that is probably the chink in my armour. I have always been a sucker for a good piece of ass. The freakier, the better. In fact the REALLY freaky ones are usually the ones that I end up getting involved with! What does that say about the old Reverend? Not to say I would even know what to do with a nice girl. I would just probably find her boring? My love antenna is all fucked up. I am getting bad reception.

Sorry, was I ranting?

25.3.06

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?




I am Half Baked Ice Cream



hmmm...what are they trying to say? In reality, I am just quarter baked

10.3.06

WOW...where has the time gone?

Well, here I be...still in lovely New Zealand. Now I am living back in the capital, Wellington.
At lot has happened since the last time I dared say hello.

I have been to the states, caught up with some really choice friends that I hadn't seen in some time. Mi familia, that was a different story completely. My dad and I finally found some common ground where we both could be just men. That was worth the trip itself.


My mother and I didn't see things so clearly and the lines were mostly muddled. I am still a bit confused about my visit with my mom. But it was good to see her as well; I only wish her the best things. There are many other stories that I prefer to hold close to my chest. I can say this; with all the bad and the good in the US...it was really a scary place.
I could not wait to get back to New Zealand.

My girlfriend and I split up. Those things are always ugly. As the wise Forrest Gump says, "...and that is all I have to say about thaaat."

The hurricane damage in Texas....YIKES!!! My buddy Alabama had her house totally munted by the wicked Rita. She is living in temporary housing until she gets her house sorted.

For the most part, the past 10 months of my life has been interesting to say the least. I am working the job that I was gunning for when I first came to this lovely country. I have the house that my ex and I were living in; she opted to leave back to her home where she grew up. I really like living here and my new hobby is hanging stuff on the walls. I have this really great job, some cool-as friends and a really great life. My seester just lives across town and is going to University where I work, so we get to catch up for lunch and gym visits pretty regularly. I am happy with the choices I have made, not all of them went as well as I had planned but, every day above ground is a good day!

Olly is on his way on his big OE soon. First to Canada, and then around the United States with a trusty new guitar and a suitcase full of dreams. I wish him good journey and Kia Kaha, bro!

Anyway, I just wanted to say hello and just say that I am a happy member of the human race and hope you are too.

--The Reverend Aquaman.