I caught my cat kicking my dog's ass!

Sometimes it goes down like this...

Have you had a Kit Kat lately?

Ahh, international culture.

I just learned some more Kiwi culture this arvo from
this lady friend of mine. The topic of today's discussion is, what is the difference between a 'slapper' and a 'slag'.

• -a slapper, or as they say 'slappa' (they don't pronounce their 'r's here.) is
  a young girl who sleeps around. The comparable term in the US would
  be a 'lil ho'.
• -a slag, is an old woman that sleeps around. A dirty, old whore in the
  states. 'A mutton in sheeps clothing' is an old woman that dresses
  up like a young 'slapper'.
• -a hoochie mama, (which is what she turned out to be) is another term for a "hoodrat or trailer park 'white-trash' bitch essentially a girl who dresses and acts like a ho and usually got more than 2 out of wedlock children"...and that is a hootchie mama no matter what language it is.

So, that is all for today's lesson, tune in again for more debauchery from
Aotearoa.
Same bat time, same bat channel.
Love, hugs, kisses, licks and nibbles,
The Reverend

Doodle doodle dee, wubba wubba wubba...

...this has been running through my cranium for a few days now. Is this the pre-cursor to madness?

Your thoughts?

The phone lines are now open with your comments @ 555-ANDHOW

The Reverend

MTV ID - Wubba Wubba Wubba @ Yahoo! Video

err...ummm...a public service announcement.

Only because I probably don't know you personally OR I don't have your e-mail addy. Please Visit This Link, without delay.

That is all.

Psst. Pass it on!

R

Do you know this guy?

**FOUND - LOST SOUL**

This guy has shown up at my house....he just grunts instead of speaking but has a very nice tenor voice when he sings. Do you know who he is? I just want to get him home safely. Nice fella, if you don't mind the occasional ritual every now and then. Anyway. I have posted a photograph and if you recognise him, please contact me @ The Reverend's e-mail addy.

By the way have you guys ever heard of a song called 'Heart of the Devil'. Hope not, it really rocks, I might ask this guy if I can borrow the tune! I might give singing it a go!

Love, hugs, kisses, licks and nibbles.
RA

猿渡 大輝 Aquaman-san!

My japanese name is:

猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 大輝 Taiki (large radiance)

WTF? I did it a couple of times....not the same each time....so random I reckon.

But if you were bored and wanted a Japanese tat?!?!?!?

Been spending a lot of time on the bloody TOKE website and I was just looking for some brain-numbing blogs to help me keep my sanity and this was clever enough to keep me entertained for a while. Hope you like it too.

The Rev.